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Campain for real carol singers

Postby heiowge » Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:13 pm

In order to help people out I am releasing my latest door poster under Creative Commons licence. Feel free to print and display this on your front door this Christmas coming! :lol:


Attention Carol Singers!
If you arrive at my door and can sing at least 1 verse and chorus of any of the following you will get sweets, unless there are more than 10 of you and one is a vicar, in which case I may make a small donation to your charity:

Away in a Manger
Deck the Halls
Ding Dong Merrily on High
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Good King Wenceslas
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
I Saw Three Ships
It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
Joy to the World
O Christmas Tree (preferably in the original German)
O Come All Ye Faithful
O Little Town of Bethlehem
Once in Royal David's City
Silent Night
The First Noel
The Holly and the Ivy
We Three Kings of Orient are

If you arrive at my door and can only sing one of the following, or are teenagers wanting money, please F*** OFF!

We wish you a Merry Christmas
Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer
Jingle Bells
Anything off a Christmas Now album
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Postby johnhudson » Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:47 pm

What? No While shepherds watched - the only carol they couldn't ban in the 17th century because nearly all the words come from Holy Writ.
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Postby heiowge » Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:53 pm

Only if it wasn't the version about them doing their laundry! :lol:
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Postby Rhakios » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:05 pm

Bah! Humbug!


(I'm getting in training for cmas already).
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Postby nelz » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:19 pm

Most renditions of Silent Night make you wish for just that.
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Postby Ram » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:04 am

nelz wrote:Most renditions of Silent Night make you wish for just that.


This is my favourite rendition of Silent Night c/o you tube

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Postby Oh well! » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:53 pm

How about: "We are all tone deaf. Carol singers will be treated as trespassers."

That's the spirit of Xmas for you!
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Postby Dutch_Master » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:01 pm

Rhakios wrote:Bah! Humbug!
(I'm getting in training for cmas already).

Like you need any training for that :P :roll:

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