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Another new joke I like

Postby heiowge » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:32 pm

I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.

I call it: Windows 98. :lol:
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Postby Dutch_Master » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:09 pm

LOL :mrgreen:
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Postby jackyboy633 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:08 pm

ROFLMAO! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Postby bobthebob1234 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:22 pm

Windows - The best $119.99 solitaire game you can buy
For certain you have to be lost to find the places that can't be found. Elseways, everyone would know where it was
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Postby heiowge » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:19 am

I commute a lot, so I bought one of those new Apple iPads so I can read virtual books on long journeys.

It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except it runs out of batteries and it gives me a migraine.
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Postby Bazza » Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:01 pm

Hi heiowge...

> It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except
> it runs out of batteries and it gives me a migraine.

He he, "brilliant", good play on words matey I`ll give you
9 out of 10 for that one... ;o)
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Postby Ram » Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:31 pm

Or in other words

Not tonight SJ


Or it servers him right for taking a bite from the forbidden fruit. :wink:

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Postby heiowge » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:24 pm

That was another joke, ya know!!!

I don't do apple any more than than M$. In fact less, because I am trying to ditch M$, but don't own anything apple to ditch.
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Postby Dutch_Master » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:02 pm

What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?

20ft of barbed wire ;)
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Postby M-Saunders » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:52 am

Dutch_Master wrote:What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?


When I first read that I thought of the Red Hat installer, not the animal. Do I need to get my head fixed?

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Postby nelz » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:11 am

Yes, as a *buntu user and webmaster, you should have thought of the Porcupine web application server first :)
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." (Albert Einstein)
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Postby Bazza » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:16 am

Hi nelz...

> Yes, as a *buntu user and webmaster, you should have
> thought of the Porcupine web application server first :)

He he, only from you...

Right to the point(s) as usual... ;o)
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Postby Dutch_Master » Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:46 pm

In that case Mike, let me refraise that:

What do you get when you cross-breed an anaconda with a porcupine?

20ft of barbed wire messh (hint: no, not a typo ;))

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Postby towy71 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:54 pm

Dutch_Master wrote:In that case Mike, let me refraise
~Is that turning it into some sort of dairy product? Perhaps you meant rephrase, yea I know you are Dutch just trying to help ;-) :P
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Postby Dutch_Master » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:21 pm

Yes Towy, it's a Dutch diary specialty. Aimed at the I'm-better-in-English-then-you type of moderator on specialised Linux forums :P

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