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open standards can be bought ;-)

Postby towy71 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:12 pm

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RE: open standards can be bought ;-)

Postby Rhakios » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:51 pm

I know. Breathtaking.


Well, not really. Surely this is the sort of behaviour we have come to expect from Microsoft. I am opting to hold my breath to avoid the stench. <insert disgusted smilie here>
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Postby 1slipperyfish » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:39 pm

Rhakios wrote:
I know. Breathtaking.


Well, not really. Surely this is the sort of behaviour we have come to expect from Microsoft. I am opting to hold my breath to avoid the stench. <insert disgusted smilie here>

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Postby wyliecoyoteuk » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:04 pm

Why should it surprise you, the great American freedom to buy votes, stuff ballot boxes and "lose" returns got dubbyah into power.
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Postby jjmac » Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:16 am

And it shows that they _haven't_ changed at all. Which of course alludes to all their recent 'collaborations, offerings' as just being the side stepping smoke screens that they are.

Like the tail of the frog and the scorpion, crossing the flooded river.


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Postby towy71 » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:30 pm

I think you'll find that it was a fox and the scorpion :roll:
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Postby Rhakios » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:41 pm

jjmac wrote:Like the tail of the frog and the scorpion



I didn't know frogs had tails :? They have sort of a stump where the projection of the urostyle ends, but it doesn't really count as a tail.

Scorpions, on the other hand, have very nasty little tails. :)

And of course, foxes have tails, so I'm sure towy must be right.
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Postby 1slipperyfish » Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:25 pm

Rhakios wrote:
jjmac wrote:Like the tail of the frog and the scorpion



I didn't know frogs had tails :? They have sort of a stump where the projection of the urostyle ends, but it doesn't really count as a tail.

Scorpions, on the other hand, have very nasty little tails. :)

And of course, foxes have tails, so I'm sure towy must be right.

most male mamals have tails :? i keep mine in my underpants :lol:
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Postby Dutch_Master » Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:44 pm

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Postby Rhakios » Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:59 pm

1slipperyfish (troll) wrote:most male mamals have tails :? i keep mine in my underpants :lol:
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I thought you were a fish. Or has someone cut your caudal peduncle?
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Postby pootman » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:17 am

Have we gone off-topic again, or are the contents of 1sf (troll)'s underpants considered an open standard?
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Postby jjmac » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:49 am

Anything's possible ... if it got popular enough MS would probably claim rights (better head for the hills slippery, while you still can :) )

hmmmmm, ok, ok 'tale not tail'

And it was about a frog, why would a scorpion want to hitch a ride with a fox. What fox would be dum enough in the first place (grin) :) ...


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There was this flood see, and a scorpion was sitting on the bank of a river, It dosen't matter which river. But he/she was looking at the dryer land on the other side, when a frog drifted by. Frogs sometimes do that. So the scorpion said 'Hey, frog, how about a lift across this damn river !' . The frog gave the scorpion one of those looks, similar to that which should be expressed to a MS rep whenever they start suggesting that there going to contribute to Linux or open standards ... <cough> for the good of the industry and all </cough>. And said 'But your a scorpion, if i put you on my back, you will just sting and kill me !'. 'Nooo i wont' said the scorpion :wink: :wink:. 'If i did that, then i would drown in this river, and if i stay here i will drown when it overflows this bank !'

hmmmm, It made sense to the frog ... so, the frog agreed, and allowed the scorpion to get on his/her back. They got half way across the river and guess what !. The damn scorpion, arched its' tail ( :) ) and speared the frog straight through the head. Frog blood splattered everywhere. And the frog gave out a piecing frog scream and sunk to the bottom of the river and was dead. Before it went under though, it managed to ask the scorpion, who was also sluttering in the river, why it just did such a brain dead thing like that. Doesn't it realise that seeing as it can't swim, it has cooked its' own goose in the process ! The scorpion just shrugged and said 'It's in my nature'.

A some what morbid and apathetic tale which can be counted with the one about the ferocious human eating lion, that wouldn't eat the slave that was thrown into the arena, in spite of being very hungry and it was lunch time, because the lion recognised the person as the one who removed a particularly nasty thawn out of his paw a few years back.

hmmmmm bah humbug, i hate conflicting tale morals. Who makes all this stuff up any way :) .

Moral Piont Being: Bed with MS, and you will get sick and die.


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Postby pins » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:56 am

decision overturned, as someone voted twice, apparently, article on theinquirer.net
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Postby jjmac » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:58 am

They may have been paid twice ...
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Postby towy71 » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:39 am

Definitely not one of Æsop's fables see wikipedia and fox is also used :P
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