I have forked Richard Stallman.
My version has no beard and has the rudeness removed. I've also uninstalled the GNU/ autocorrect module.
I decided to rename him Phil, first because I wouldn't want to infringe on any copyright, and secondly because he's no longer a "Dick" (which everyone knows is short for Richard, of course).
i5 4440 3.1Ghz, Asus H87M-E motherboard, 8GB DDR3, 2GB DDR5 nVidia card, 2x500GB Seagate hd, Coolermaster 750W PSU running Mint 17.1 MATE and Win7
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